Some people just have to have the last word. That’s where we come in. Here at Last Word Industries ™, we are at your service.
Loved one passed on without leaving behind the password for a vital encryption key? Uncertainty about the terms of a last will and testament?
It’s not magic. There are no psychics, no candles, no seances.
Data science… Big Data. Lots of data. We combine your loved one’s final EEG scans with every bit of data left behind. You’d be surprised what kinds of tracks you leave, and what they tell about you.
Our patented MindReader ™ technology generates a personality model sophisticated enough to answer your questions!
What’s the catch, you ask…
Sometimes they don’t want to answer.
Sometimes they just don’t know.
And they can always tell you something you don’t want to hear.
Author’s comments… You’ve gotten that ad in the sidebar of your search results. How did “they” know you were thinking of buying a new X? Data. Algorithms. Models. What might your model get right? Wrong? What would you ask someone else’s Model? This idea came to me in the seance scene of the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland. :)