May 1, 2031

This letter is to inform you that your membership in the Human League To Save The Planet (HLP) is hereby terminated. You have been a member in good standing for many years, and we thank you for your past devotion to the movement.

Although we were happy to learn that you survived your recent cancer treatment and are now cancer-free, HLP does not approve of the Broadstream Recombinant Vaccine (BRV) therapy.

By HLP standards, you are now a Genetically Modified Organism (GMO).

Dr. Edie Karlson, Ph.D.
Section 126 Membership Director

  • Author's comments... technology is usually created to serve life, but there are nearly always unintended consequences. Irony, anyone? :)